So, a certain other blogger (*cough*hbhatnagar*cough*) has convinced me of the merit of short posts for a little fun. Since I also realized I rarely use metaphor or simile in my descriptions, I’ve decided to run with that and get some practice.
The way this works is simple. I write a straightforward description. You figure out a way to describe it with a metaphor or simile and post it in the comments. That’s all.
The first situation is: An attack from a really angry cat.
My response is: Like being thrown in a dryer filled with razor blades.